My Life as an Honors/AP Student

So life as a student in both Honors and AP classes has taught me one big lesson in life:
It's. boring. as. hell.
Somethings gotta fill that gap of time where I'm supposed to be paying attention to all this information that isn't practical in anything but the most ideal of situations.  So the biggest daydreamers are often the smartest kids you'll meet, and it's all because we take classes that teach us way more than we'll ever need.
So begins the tale of what is actually done in any advanced class.
50% pay attention all class, get confused, and try to be better students.
30% pay anywhere from some to no attention, know a decent amount, and are eh students.
10% pay a good bit of attention, know alot, and are great students.
8% of the class pays attention all class, knows everything, and are the perfect students.
1% pay no attention, doodle and talk all class, know everything, and piss the teacher off.
Yes, that's only 99%. No I don't know what happened to that 1%, deal.
You're talking to part of that 1% that talks and doodles.
Just the other day I was passing a note with Tiffany, the other part of that 1%.
We were discussing blonde jokes, when I drew a rather sophisticated, furry creature.
His name was Sir Walter Hippopotamus Waffles Cactus Ninnymuggins Ralph Banjo Kazioo IV.
She retorted with his devishly suave half-brother Sir Charles Panchito Wolfpack Consuela Macencheez Stigmatism Paco Archibald Whitman III.
I'll have pictures later.
We then began to discuss their lives. and my nephew.

no it doesn't make sense. once again, deal.

I remember one day, while sitting in calculus, I remembered Tiffany saying that cupcakes are the drag queens of the muffin world.  So i proceeded to illustrate this too.  I cannot show you this drawing tho, because Tiffany kept it after an attack of laughter upon seeing it.  Needless to say, she fuels my boredom when I'm in these classes.  These percentages apply to all honors classes, don't be fooled.  We're glorified daydreamers.  Honored slackers.  Praised procrastinators.

And ya know,  I'm kinda glad to be one of these people.